Walt Disney World Guest's Sinister Secret: Meth in a Tin Can at the Happiest Place on Earth?

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Oh boy, it looks like someone's having a "magical" time at Disney World - but not in a good way! Brandi Asher from Kentucky got caught trying to sneak some "special goodies" into the park. We're pretty sure those "goodies" aren't the kind that come with a churro and a side of mouse ears.

I mean, who wouldn't want to mix a little bit of magic with some...ahem...recreational substances? It's like they say: when in Rome (or Orlando), do as the Romans do! Asher allegedly received her "medicine" from a stranger in the parking lot of her hotel - because, you know, that's totally a normal thing to happen. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that she was already having a headache from trying to fit 10 pounds of mouse-sized fun into a 5-pound bag.

And let this be a lesson to all you would-be smugglers out there: don't try to palm off your "medicine" as "headache power" - it's not going to fly, folks! Officer Lucas Arreguin is basically the ultimate buzzkill (pun intended) for ruining Asher's day and her chances of getting a FastPass. Guess she won't be making any more magical memories...at least, not until she gets out of this sticky situation.

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