Why That's Methed Up:

Oh boy, it looks like two Montanans got a little too "fired up" on their road trip and ended up with their hands full of, ahem, "extra motivation" courtesy of Idaho's finest. I mean, who needs a scenic drive when you can have 25 pounds of that good ol' brown stuff? I'm sure the officers were just thrilled to receive this "special delivery" as they pulled over the vehicle for some routine traffic infractions... or maybe it was because they smelled something fishy (pun intended)? Either way, these two are now sizzling with a whole different kind of heat – the kind that comes with a side of handcuffs.

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure this isn't what the term "highway robbery" means. Although, considering the amount of "recreational fuel" they had stashed away, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to make a break for it – or at least attempt to haggle with the officers over the price of their, ahem, "newfound wealth". After all, who needs cash when you've got 25 pounds of the good stuff? Priorities, people!

On the bright side, I'm sure this will be a great opportunity for these two to get some quality time with the Idaho Falls hospitality system. I mean, who wouldn't want to spend their days in a jail cell surrounded by the soothing sounds of rustling bags of "medication"? It's like a spa day, but instead of facials and massages, they'll be getting... well, let's just say "alternative therapy". Silver linings, am I right?