Why That's Methed Up:

Oh boy, it's time for some wild college shenanigans! Apparently, the DEA chief is freaking out because meth has become super popular on campus. Like, who wouldn't want to do a little "research" on the side? I mean, those all-nighter study sessions just got a whole lot more interesting.

So, apparently, these "pill parties" have become the new norm. Because what's better than getting high and pretending you're actually learning something? It's not like you'll ever need to use that knowledge in real life or anything... unless you count being able to recall the exact ingredients of your favorite snack foods.

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure the DEA chief didn't exactly "expose" a dark truth about meth parties. More like, they're just finally acknowledging what we all knew was going on: that college kids are basically just trying to find new ways to procrastinate and/or escape from the crushing weight of student loan debt.

And honestly, if I were in charge of the DEA, I'd be more concerned about the whole "student loans" thing. Like, have you seen those interest rates?! That's some serious financial terrorism right there. But hey, at least meth can't give you a 20-year sentence of debt slavery... or can it?