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Alright, listen up, you meth-heads! You thought hiding your stash in mosaic tiles was a brilliant idea? Well, the Australian Federal Police just laughed all the way to the bank with $333 million worth of seized meth. Talk about a tile job gone wrong! These three geniuses from Sydney and Melbourne decided to get creative with their drug smuggling operation. They thought they could sneak 360kg of meth into the country by hiding it in mosaic tiles. I mean, who doesn't love a good home improvement project? But these guys should have stuck to DIY crafts instead of trying to be master criminals. The AFP and Australian Border Force intercepted this ridiculous scheme back in April. They found the tiles, did some forensic testing, and boom! $333 million worth of meth right there in those pretty little tiles. The men were arrested for their alleged roles in this absurd plan. Two from Sydney, one from Melbourne. They're facing life imprisonment if convicted. I guess they'll have plenty of time to decorate their prison cells with mosaic art. And get this, the AFP Acting Commander Peter Fogarty had a quote that's just pure gold: "We regularly see elaborate or outside-the-box attempts to import harmful illicit drugs into Australia, but the AFP and our partners are ready and waiting to stop organized crime syndicates in their tracks." Translation: We're always one step ahead of your dumb ideas, so keep trying, losers. So there you have it. Another day, another meth-related disaster. These guys really thought they could pull off this tile scheme? #ThatsMethedUp! Stay tuned for more hilarious and tragic meth stories from the world of drug smuggling.