Florida woman carrying tote that says 'Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs' arrested for trafficking meth
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Alright folks, buckle up because this one's a doozy! We've got ourselves a real-life 'Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs' situation down in Florida. Yeah, you heard it right. A woman named Teryn Acri thought it'd be a brilliant idea to carry around a tote bag that screams "Hey, I'm definitely not hiding drugs in here!" Spoiler alert: she was. So, picture this. Teryn's chilling in the passenger seat when her ride gets pulled over by Deputy Lexi Gordon and her trusty K9 partner, Aurora. Now, Aurora's got a nose for trouble, and boy did she sniff something fishy - or rather, meth-y. The driver, all cool and collected, gives the deputy the green light to search the car. "Nothing illegal in here," he says. Famous last words, am I right? Cue the dramatic music because inside Teryn's bag, which, by the way, has 'Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs' printed on it - yes, really - our deputies find a smorgasbord of illegal goodies. We're talking methamphetamine, needles, Narcan, digital scales, small baggies, cut straws, and other drug paraphernalia. I mean, if you're gonna be subtle about your drug trafficking, maybe don't advertise it on your tote, yeah? And get this, Teryn's already in hot water with the law. She was arrested just days prior for similar charges but managed to post bond. Talk about a repeat offender! Now she's back behind bars facing trafficking charges, possession of meth with intent to sell, and possession of drug paraphernalia. I guess 'Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs' wasn't the foolproof plan she thought it was. Who would've thought? Oh right, everyone except Teryn. So there you have it, folks. Another fine example of why we can't have nice things in Florida. Let's just hope Teryn learns her lesson and maybe, just maybe, finds a new hobby that doesn't involve meth and tote bags with questionable slogans. Until next time, stay classy, Florida! #ThatsMethedUp
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