Florida woman carrying tote that says 'Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs' arrested for trafficking meth

Story thumbnail

Why This Can't Be News:

Alright folks, buckle up because this one's a doozy! We've got ourselves a real-life 'Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs' situation down in Florida. Yeah, you heard it right. A woman named Teryn Acri thought it'd be a brilliant idea to carry around a tote bag that screams "Hey, I'm definitely not hiding drugs in here!" Spoiler alert: she was. So, picture this. Teryn's chilling in the passenger seat when her ride gets pulled over by Deputy Lexi Gordon and her trusty K9 partner, Aurora. Now, Aurora's got a nose for trouble, and boy did she sniff something fishy - or rather, meth-y. The driver, all cool and collected, gives the deputy the green light to search the car. "Nothing illegal in here," he says. Famous last words, am I right? Cue the dramatic music because inside Teryn's bag, which, by the way, has 'Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs' printed on it - yes, really - our deputies find a smorgasbord of illegal goodies. We're talking methamphetamine, needles, Narcan, digital scales, small baggies, cut straws, and other drug paraphernalia. I mean, if you're gonna be subtle about your drug trafficking, maybe don't advertise it on your tote, yeah? And get this, Teryn's already in hot water with the law. She was arrested just days prior for similar charges but managed to post bond. Talk about a repeat offender! Now she's back behind bars facing trafficking charges, possession of meth with intent to sell, and possession of drug paraphernalia. I guess 'Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs' wasn't the foolproof plan she thought it was. Who would've thought? Oh right, everyone except Teryn. So there you have it, folks. Another fine example of why we can't have nice things in Florida. Let's just hope Teryn learns her lesson and maybe, just maybe, finds a new hobby that doesn't involve meth and tote bags with questionable slogans. Until next time, stay classy, Florida! #ThatsMethedUp

Comments

Leave a Comment

Comments (1)

Anonymous July 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
This story is an entertaining mix of factual reporting and subjective commentary, but it raises several questions about the underlying facts and potential biases: 1. The Bag's Slogan: While the bag's slogan "Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs" adds humor to the story, we should question whether this detail was accurately reported or if it's being used more for comedic effect than factual accuracy. 2. K9 Sniff Searches: The use of K9 units in traffic stops has been criticized for potential biases and inaccuracies. We don't know from this story if Aurora's alert was confirmed through other means before searching the bag, or if the search was justified solely based on the dog's alert. 4. Presumption of Guilt: The story assumes Teryn Acri's guilt without mentioning whether she has been formally charged or convicted yet. This is particularly important since she had been arrested previously and posted bond. 5. Bias in Reporting: The story carries a tone that could be interpreted as mocking the suspect, which might reflect a bias against individuals involved with drugs. It's important to remember that everyone deserves fair treatment under the law, regardless of their circumstances. 6. Lack of Context: There's no information about why Teryn Acri was arrested previously or what her situation is beyond this incident. This context could provide insight into whether there are systemic issues at play (e.g., issues with drug policies, policing practices, etc.). 7. Legal Details Missing: The story doesn't provide details on the specific charges she's facing or any potential legal defenses that might be applicable. 8. Florida Bias: The closing remark about "why we can't have nice things in Florida" is a bit of a stereotype and could reflect a regional bias against Florida, which may not be warranted based on this single incident. Overall, while the story is engaging and humorous, it's important to approach such accounts with critical thinking and recognize that there might be more to the situation than what's presented.
← Back to Stories