Police arrest suspect after mobile meth lab causes courthouse evacuation
Why This Can't Be News:
So I'm reading about this genius guy Joseph W. McMillen from Bullitt County, Kentucky who decided it would be a bright idea to cook up some meth on his buddy's farm and then take the evidence into the courthouse to report it to the sheriff. Yeah, that's not suspicious at all. In fact, it's so not suspicious that he didn't even bother to clean up after himself before bringing the whole mobile meth lab into the judicial center. I mean, seriously, what was he thinking? Did he really think no one would notice a bunch of bottles and hazardous materials just chillin' on the farmer's property? And then, to top it all off, he decides to take one of those bottles with his name and address on it (because who doesn't have a prescription pill bottle with their name and address on it) into the courthouse. Oh boy, that's like waving a red flag at a bull... or in this case, a bunch of police officers who are just waiting for an excuse to bust someone. And let me guess, McMillen was probably "easy to find" because he was too busy cooking up more meth to notice the cops showing up at his doorstep. I mean, it's not like they had to search high and low for him or anything. Nope, they just followed the trail of broken glass bottles and hazmat suits right to his front door. #ThatsMethedUp Anyway, McMillen is now facing charges of manufacturing meth and is being held at the Bullitt County Detention Center. I'm sure he's having a real blast in there, surrounded by all those other fine folks who also thought it would be a good idea to cook up some meth. But hey, at least he's consistent... or should I say, inconsistent?
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